Friday, February 19, 2016

By A Lady

So, Amy and I were chatting on Facebook this evening.  I'm in the purple, she's in the green.  It is altered just a tad because it was not written for the purpose of being shown to you guys. ;)  (I'm leaving "yezzzz" in there though, because that's just What I Do.)  And I'm also not hiding the fact that we're just a little bit awful sometimes. A little bit.

Harper Lee died. :(

She wrote To Kill a Mockingbird, in case you forgot that.

No, I knew that. :P 

I'm actually pretty good with author names attached to books they wrote.

That's why it was "in case" and not "fyi" :P


The first several times I heard of Harper Lee, I thought she was a dude.


It was easier to get published in those days if people thought you were a dude.

Sad but true.

Yezzz.


(It's her middle name.)


Which is why I think Jane Austen was AWESOME.



YUSSSSSS


She just said "a Lady".

Like, that is all you need to know.

:D

I wuv her.

I wish to remain anonymous, but I DON'T need to pretend I am a man, Thank You Very Much.


:D

No one could have believed that a man would have written as well as she did anyway. :P

SNORT


Ahem.


Except there were some stupid people that thought the opposite.  They argued that a woman could not possibly have written it.


Dull elves.


(Men did, of course.  Say that.

The women were probably like, BOO YEAH, A LADY.)

Hahahahahahhahahahahahaha.


I like her brother though. He probably heard these people and were like UM YES IT WAS A LADY, IT'S MY SISTER, AND SHE IS WAY SMARTER THAN YOU OBVIOUSLY*


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


OH LOOK, PEOPLE READ HER BOOKS

DO YOU EVEN HAVE ANY BOOKS PUBLISHED
I DON'T THINK SO
SO SHUT YOUR STUPID FACE

DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO READ

I THOUGHT NOT
GO BACK TO WALLOWING IN THE PIGSTY
WITH THE PIGS
snoooooooort

I want to write a fanfic scene. :P


Do it.

And blog it.

Maybe I will.

Or we can just copy this whole conversation and I can put it on my blog.

No.

:P

You're mean.


I will capitalize everything for you.


...PLEASE CAN I PUT IT ON MY BLOG


PLEASE IT'S HILARIOUS


fine



________ (footnotes)
*The main reason Jane Austen started becoming known, despite being anonymous, was because of the Proud Brother about whom I am speaking here, who just couldn't keep it to himself. ;)

7 comments:

Miss Melody Muffin said...

I laughed harder the further through this I read. You two are great. Also, WAY TO GO, AUSTEN. Her brother was awesome.

Naomi Bennet said...

HAHAHAA. :-)

Miss Laurie of Old-Fashioned Charm said...

Good old Henry Austen, just brimming over with pride over his sister being such a good author!

This was fun, thanks for posting. You two crack me up! Love you ladies! :)

jessica prescott said...

Jane Austen was an amazing person. Agreed 100%.

She is also said to have been an INTJ, which I find fascinating 'cause female INTJs are extremely rare, statistically speaking. But they are also wayyyyyyyyyy cool people. I know because my mom and sister are both INTJs (haha).

Hilarious conversation, btw, guys :-)

Anna said...

Haha! This is a sign of true friendship:)

The Gibson Girl said...

I just laughed out loud! Quite diverting. You two sound like such good friends! =)

presentsofthepast.com said...

Oh I love this! Very cute and funny convo!

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